OMG so I thought these were so hilarious. I copied this from the blog of Pregnant Chicken another baby blog and thought it was hilarious.
Adam and I want to get some photos taken and I can only hope they will be as good as below.
Enjoy!
"Karen, seeing as you're pregnant, let's put you at the top of the family photo where the air is thinner. Karen? Karen?!?!"
I can appreciate what they were trying to do here but if your Christmas photo looks like it should have a "becka, becka, bow wow" soundtrack playing in the background, then you may want to reconsider the card.
I can't decide whether I like the garbage bag dress, the swamp or his black socks in the water better.
"That's it, Steve. A little further back, a little further. Now crouch down. Perfect!" I think the ex-boyfriend may have been the photographer in this one.
This reminds me of a picnic. A good idea in theory but an uncomfortable mess in practice. 
Words can't describe this photo. Oh wait a minute, they can!
Okay, part of me doesn't have a problem with this photo but the toe shoes are the real kicker. Ha kicker!
"It's going to be a good year, Laura. A very Goodyear indeed."
A fertile man that provides for his family. What more could you want?
At first I thought "Nothing symbolizes maternity better than a watermelon and a gun" and then I thought "Actually, nothing *does* symbolize maternity better than a watermelon and a gun". Bravo Mad'am.
Like the previous Christmas card, if it looks skeezy when nobody is pregnant, then a baby bump ain't saving it so don't do it. A helpful holiday tip we can all tuck in our pockets.
"If I'm holding the baby then why do I still feel fat?"
Um, yeah. No. I'm just going to go with a solid no on this one.
Why do I feel like this woman was talked into this? I could see her thinking, "I'm just too tired to argue plus the kids won't be able to take off because hockey equipment will slow them down and I'll hold their heads. I'm sure it will look fine."So get out there with your cameras and document your blossoming belly, you crazy gals! Happy snappin'!
Update on Sunday, December 12, 2010 at 6:35PM by 
Pregnant Chicken
Pregnant Chicken A few people have past along some other great photos and I just had to share.
First let me say that this couple probably had one of the cutest babies on the planet because they have the sweetest faces but I just love how she's looking at him tenderly while stealing his gun. There simply aren't enough pregnancy/gun pictures.
When I first saw this I was beyond WTF? (and I went to art college) but then I was so damn impressed with this guys agility that I'd rock this over the fireplace!! With a gun, of course. On a separate note, the site that this was pulled from has some really beautiful photographs.
Lastly, I wanted to show you all a brilliant shots that these adoptive parents did. To see the whole series, check out the photographer's site. Do you think they would adopt me too because I love them. It's no naked headstand, but I love them.
First let me say that this couple probably had one of the cutest babies on the planet because they have the sweetest faces but I just love how she's looking at him tenderly while stealing his gun. There simply aren't enough pregnancy/gun pictures.
When I first saw this I was beyond WTF? (and I went to art college) but then I was so damn impressed with this guys agility that I'd rock this over the fireplace!! With a gun, of course. On a separate note, the site that this was pulled from has some really beautiful photographs.
Lastly, I wanted to show you all a brilliant shots that these adoptive parents did. To see the whole series, check out the photographer's site. Do you think they would adopt me too because I love them. It's no naked headstand, but I love them.
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