Monday, January 24, 2011

I used to squat but now I plop

So, when it comes to going to the bathroom in public, I'm a pro.  I never sit down and I just squat and get out of there.  I barely touch anything as it's just a germ mine field.  But, it's getting harder and harder with my giant belly!  I can still squat when I go #1 but #2 is another story, i just plop down now.  NOW, keep in mind I ALWAYS use those covers, I mean come on, who wants to put their butt somewhere where 357105723950273 people have sat before-GROSS!  So, long story short, I'm now a sitter :(

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